Somebody needs to go see Batman with me tonight. I am not getting shot by myself.
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If you’re having girl problems I feel bad for you son, I’m just having an existential crisis and I’m lonely.
Need” now means wanting someone else’s money. “Greed” means wanting to keep your...– Joseph Sobran (via thinksquad)
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This man was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning he breaks his legs, and every afternoon he breaks his arms. At night, he lies awake in agony until his heart attacks put him to sleep.
I think I just outran a cop. I can’t tell if this is a high point or a low point in my life. Who the hell am I?
When I go on break I take one more minute than I’m supposed to. Keepin it raw.
Ugh I’m playing guitar today. I’d rather just smoke cigars and climb a tree or something. Oh well. Gotta make that money.