May 2012
extremiste:
Teenage Dirtbag - Weezer
*Wheatus,...
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Every time I pin down what I think I want it slips...
scriptures asked: Sorry to hear about your break up :/ but I just had to tell you that I loved your comment on girls in the north west having soggy hearts ;) hope you're having a good day! Don't be a stranger! :)
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Spamming Brand New lyrics
because that’s what you do when a girl breaks up with you.
Is that what you call a getaway? Tell me what you got away with, cause I’ve seen more spine in jellyfish. I’ve seen more guts in 11 year old kids!
Sorry to all my followers. I don’t have a diary. This is it. I GOT NOWHERE ELSE TO GO!! Now tell me what movie that’s from.
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When I go to a shop and ask if they have any...
and they say something like “I think we have some Swisher Sweets back here…”
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Girls suck
They break up with you and give you some crappy reasons and then a week later they’re someone else’s girlfriend. Sorry I generalized every girl. I’m sure there are honest girls out there with hearts. Just not in the Northwest. Their hearts must be soggy from all the rain.
REBLOG IF YOU'RE A LIBERTARIAN
george-harryson:
We are a small group, we need to know that there are a lot more people like us. Reblog if you’re a proud libertarian!
Obama: Sends drone strikes throughout Yemen, killing innocent civilians.
Obama: Sends drone strikes throughout Pakistan, killing innocent civilians.
Obama: Sends drone strikes throughout Somalia, killing innocent civilians.
Obama: Sends drone strikes throughout Afghanistan, killing innocent civilians.
Obama: Sends drone strikes throughout Iraq, killing innocent civilians.
Obama: Puts crippling trade sanctions on Iran to provoke another war, similar to events leading up to Pearl Harbor.
Obama: Signs NDAA, which allows for the indefinite detainment of US citizens outside of a warzone, without a trial or even being charged with a crime.
Obama: Appoints czars to bypass Congress and extend the powers of the executive branch even more than Bush.
Obama: Uses millions of tax dollars for personal vacations.
Obama: Assassinates two American citizens, one being only sixteen years old, without any due process.
Obama: Says he'll close Guantanamo Bay and doesn't.
Obama: Calls for the arrest of alleged whistle-blower PFC Bradley Manning for allegedly leaking video footage of American soldiers killing Iraqi civilians ruthlessly and illegally.
Obama: Allows for the torture of aforementioned Bradley Manning for eighteen months at Quantico before he's even charged with a crime.
Obama: Calls for excessive Pell grants, which inflate the price of college tuition for everyone.
Obama: Says he will not sign ACTA, then signs ACTA.
Obama: Signs the NDRP, aka Peacetime Martial Law.
American People: Why would anyone NOT vote for Obama?
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breaking news
libertarians:
the obama campaign realizes gays want the government to leave them alone
why did libertarians never think of this before
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US Government: So we heard you needed our help?
Africa/The Middle East: No, we're fine.
US Government: No, we really think you need our help.
Africa/The Middle East: Fuck off, we're fine!
US Government: Ah, they're hostile! They hate our way of life! We have to stop them!
Africa/The Middle East: EVERYTHING WAS FINE UNTIL YOU GOT INVOLVED WHERE YOU'RE NOT WANTED.
US Government: TERRORISTS! THEY'RE TRYING TO KILL ALL OF US! WE NEED TO INVADE!
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When you can smoke a fine cigar with her
you know she’s a keeper.
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Cinco de Mayo
is the dumbest holiday for white people to celebrate. It just has nothing to do with you. People just use it as an excuse to get wasted and generalize the Spanish language by adding “o” to things, like “drinko.” I say if you want to party, just party. You don’t need to party in the name of Mexican independence. That’s just stupido.
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