Cops: That's illegal to possess. I'll be taking that.
Cops: Speeding is illegal. That's what I sped up to your car to tell you.
Cops: You can't use a phone while driving! Now I'm going to go run your plates on my dashboard laptop.
Cops: *points gun at you* PUT DOWN YOUR WEAPON!
Cops: *throws you to ground* *punches you in the head* STOP RESISTING!
Cops: If it weren't for us, anybody could just rob, rape or kill you! *takes all the money in your house, rapes and kills you*
What if I told you 10 years from now your life would be exactly the same. Doubt...– Karen Salmansohn (via dillondean)
For sale: Baby Geniuses. Never watched.
chickenheadspecial: “paint your pinky nail blue to end bullying!” “draw a semicolon on your wrist to end teenage suicide!” “paint a hot dog riding a skateboard on your forehead to end the destruction of the south american rainforest!”
Question: Which country alone in the Middle East has nuclear weapons? Answer:...– Dr. Norman Finkelstein (via spiritfall-commune) You get the idea (via national-conservative)
Just look at us. Everything is backwards. Everything is upside-down. Doctors...– Michael Ellner (via elige)
dudeistlibertarian: isthatthetruth: I am wearing cargo shorts right now. I wear cargo pants all the time. Haters errwhereeee As long as we stay true to cargo shorts and beards, we shall overcome Tyranny. Ok so I wear cargo shorts and have a beard, and when I started doing things with the Ron Paul campaign and going to all these meetings I realized that all these fucking guys look just...
daftpostpunk: *hooks your hips up to a lie detector*
theblacksupremacist: hoelita: female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away #me