I laughed harder at this than I have at anything else this weekend. How unfortunate for me.
I sincerely believe that “butts” is the funniest non-profane, one-syllable word in existence, and therefore this can never be topped.
I would like this in a gold locket please.
This picture could only make sense if she was an amputee. With my luck, she is and this is offensive.
simplyyyyjofo asked: Sorry to hear about your break up :/ but I just had to tell you that I loved your comment on girls in the north west having soggy hearts ;) hope you're having a good day! Don't be a stranger! :)
Oh my lanta! You are the kindest person in the whole wide internet. I’m tired and I just got home from work and now I could just climb a mountain and jump over the damn moon. Marry me?
